Corrupt A Wish

[apollo]

Corrupt A Wish
The Rules

- You must grant the wish of the person who wrote before you.
- But you must corrupt it as well.
- Then you make your own wish.
For Example;
I wish I had a car.
Granted but it has no engine.

I wish I had a million dollars.
Granted but you have to give it all to charity.

I wish my house was paid off.
Granted but it burns down

So on and so forth. SO! I will go first ^^

I wish I wasn't so busy with school

[ι т є я]

Granted, but you have three pop quizzes/tests.

I wish it would stop raining.

[apollo]

Granted, but your house floods.

I wish I had more free time

[blossom]

Granted, but you get sick and you don't get to enjoy any of your free time.

I wish that getting into school wasn't so darn difficult. Well, not difficult, per se, but complicated and time-consuming.

[mutt]

Granted, but now everyone is in school, so there isn't enough room for everybody and you have to sit outside during class.

I wish this homework would finish itself >>;

[blossom]

Granted, but your homework was lazy, procrastinated for as long as it could, and you didn't get it turned in on time, resulting in an F.

I wish Walmart would honor their old policy and, every time a line has more than four people in it, open a new register so that people didn't have to wait half an hour just to check out.

[mutt]

Granted, but the cashiers are super slow and it takes half an hour anyway.

I wish it weren't so cold.

[blossom]

Granted, but it became hot instead. So hot, in fact, that all water supplies around the world evaporated, leaving everyone with no way to hydrate or feed themselves and there was no way to escape the blistering heat. After a while, everything died.

I wish my eleven year old brother would stop crying like a baby everytime he doesn't get his way.

[luvcutiebear97]

Granted, but he lost his new toy and started crying.

I wish it would snow here

[[A.n.y.u]]

Granted, but the temperature also drops to 40 below.

I wish I didn't live with my grandma.

[mutt]

Granted, but you live with my grandmother instead. She's kind of grouchy.

I wish I were a little bit taller~ -sings-

[[A.n.y.u]]

I bet she's better than my grandma!



Granted, but you outgrew all your shoes and clothes in the process...time for a new wardrobe!

I wish someone would pay off all four years of my college, including the debts I have now.

[mutt]

;A; man, I liked those pants!

Granted, but the only way you could get someone to pay for that was to marry an old, rich guy. Now I ain't sayin' you a golddigga, but...

I wish I could stop having such a messed up sleep schedule D:

[[A.n.y.u]]

I guess I'm not marrying Nik then...darn. Kristina will just have to pay me $100 for our bet, then.

AND YOUR SLEEP SCHEDULE WOULDN'T BE MESSED UP IF YOU WOULD GO TO BED! just sayin' xD


Granted, but now you don't sleep at all (no sleep = no schedule to be messed up. problem solved!)

I wish that I would have awesome dreams every night.

[ι т є я]

Granted but the dreams are so realistic you wake up every night either terrified or wishing you could live forever in a dream world.

I wish I had more time.