Corrupt A Wish

[Willow]

I wish I had more time.
Granted but you used all your time siting catching dust and was left with the same time you have now back were you started. xD

I wish my could speek Japanese.

[ι т є я]

Granted, but the country disappears off the face of the planet just as you complete you education.

I wish movies didn't end on cliff-hangers.

[nagotia]

"I wish movies didn't end on cliff-hangers."
Granted but now they don't end at all and you're stuck watching the same scenes FOREVER!

I wish my dog would stop eating shoes.

[ι т є я]

Granted, but half-eaten shoes become the new fashion statement and your dog refuses to even lick yours anymore.

I wish I knew physics.

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[katara]

Granted but,they are ugly old and crazy
I wish i was skinny

[ι т є я]

Granted, but you're so skinny you're like a walking skeleton and your health begins to fail.

I wish I was a cat.

[nagotia]

Granted but you're a hairless one in the middle of Antarctica

I wish I had better music

[ι т є я]

Granted, but what you once considered good music gets old quickly and you're stuck listening to it for eternity.

I wish I could find the end of a rainbow.

[[A.n.y.u]]

Granted, but all you find at the end of the rainbow is a nest of evil giant spiders.

I wish I could get a good night's sleep.

[nagotia]

Granted but after that one night of rest you never sleep again.

I wish it wasn't so hot.